Anyways, last week I asked you guys to ask me some questions about Japan/myself that you’d like to see answered here. Mr. Anonymous really went all out, asking a total of four questions! Oh my! Props to Jen’s Dad (I think) for the second (a two-parter at that!). After I answer these guys (that’s about the time where the text ends and the pics begin) I’ll tell you about my Tuesday night… where I ate a whale! But not the whole thing.
How do you plan to apply what you have learned in Japan when you get back?
Oh man, now I have to figure out what it is exactly I’ve been learning all this time in Japan. I think as far as language is concerned, I’m hoping I can take the JLPT (Japanese Language Proficiency Test – for the nonacronym-nerds ), which would allow me to say that I kinda-sorta know Japanese at a high enough level to write it on my resume..also I’d like to try and learn Chinese next year so hopefully all the Kanji I’ve had to learn here can ease the transition to that language slightly. Otherwise, in terms of things I’ve learned about Japan, I’m hoping it will give me another angle to view subjects from next year in the classroom and I can look smart. Also, I’d like to think that I’m somehow more independent, but that probably depends on who you ask (Me- Yes! Parents – NO!) Oh..also something about a thesis.
Top 3 things to do and not to do in Japan for future students aboard?
Okay, I apologize here, because I can never remember this stuff on the spot… but if I was hanging out with you, I’d probably have something to say every few minutes that would be a do-or-die event to see in Japan. So instead I’m just going to misread your sentence and come up with a list of things that you should do, even though they shouldn’t be!
To Do and Not To Do in Japan.
1). Gaijin-smash* – Mystical technique in which you a). run through ticket gates or b). pretend to have lost your ticket and have just come from 1 station before… use of the gaijin-smash requires that you pretend to have no knowledge of the Japanese language… ie… use sentences such as “Me Speaking No Japan” (*Technique not limited to trains)
2). Pay for things using the Korean 100 won-coin… or if gutsy, the 500 won coin. They are the same size and look relatively the same marking-wise as Japanese yen, especially in a dark lit bar. Also they carry 10% of the value! (Notice how techniques 1 and 2 result in me saving money)
3). Go to the aforementioned Penis Festival (or something similar). You won’t want to be there because of all the foreigners and the fact that it doesn’t feel like something very traditional, but then again, you’re at a penis festival.
If you were to go back in time, what would you do differently? And why?
Okay, so I’m really not sure what I could say here. Generally, if there are things I’d have wanted to do differently, they get passed along to my brothers... so you might want to see how they approach study abroad… if at all. Of course, that isn’t happening anytime too soon. I think, I would have liked to study abroad earlier, or maybe even extended my time here with an extra spring or summer semester. I don’t know, time just seems to go by so quickly, especially in these last two months.
But if I could do something, seriously differently, I would have opted to study abroad in Korea. Sure I only took the language for 1 year, but I think there would have been so much more to gain from going there over Japan (Taking the road less travelled-kinda thing). I had this thought echoed by a friend, but to explain, I’ve been waiting to come to Japan for a long time, and I’ve studied about it intensely for two years in college, and having been here for a few months, it has lost some of its luster to me. That’s not to say I don’t enjoy it, it just doesn’t surprise me as much as I thought it might.
What's the meaning of life? How is it different in Japan vs. US?
It is often said that the meaning of life is family. That would mean that the difference between the US and Japan is 4.1 People per family – 3.22 People per family, so about .9 people per family. Quite the difference!
Do tell: What do you want to be/do when you grow up?
Good question, and one that I understand will need some answering since I’m now a 4th year. Okay, so first off, after graduation, I am hoping I can join a good English-Teaching program in either Japan, Korea, or China. I’d like to do that for 2-4 years, depending on many factors (money, personal enjoyment, more school). If there is anything I’ve learned in Japan, it is that you don’t need to feel rushed to find a career. From there, I’m hoping I can find some job working with the state department or the CIA drawing on my experiences abroad (and I’ll have had 2-4 years to prepare for their respective tests). These generally involve writing up lots of reports about the attitudes of the citizens of a particular country and/or doing translation services. This would make use of the experiences I’d had here (take that question #1!) and allow me to continue doing what I like. I’d also like to continue to be myself.
Wow, so look at that, answered all your questions (but please leave more!) . I’m afraid that if I make this post any longer it will get even less reads. So I’m going to cut my self off now, and leave the whale for another time.